It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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