Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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