All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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