all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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