google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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