I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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