I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
