Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it was like eating out sand paper
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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