You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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