But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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