i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
