I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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