So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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