Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
