Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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