Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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