Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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