I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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