I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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