Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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