please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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