what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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