ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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