no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Randomize
