I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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