You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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