But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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