No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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