We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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