if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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