her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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