She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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