I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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