Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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