Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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