I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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