even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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