my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Please don't give away my fajitas
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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