i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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