I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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