I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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