You really coming over, don't trick.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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