So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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