You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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