i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
is it fun? or sober?
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