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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i wish there were pregnant emoticons

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• (916): View more from California

  the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  This is the prime rib incident all over again

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• (972): View more from Texas

  About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.

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• (916): View more from California

  I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.

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• (916): View more from California

  Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  That is so sad.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex

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• (805): View more from California

  went out last night. woke up with a lisp.

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• (+91): View more from India

  I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony

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