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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

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  It's worth it.

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  How worth it?

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  Back door worth it

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.

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  Ooooh. Get funfetti

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• (315): View more from New York

  i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy

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• (956): View more from Texas

  So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.

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