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• (760): View more from California

  i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Best friends brother. Beat that.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  ??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.

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• (310): View more from California

  I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.

  (1-310): View more from California

  You're sick. Take pictures if you can.

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• (925): View more from California

  But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage

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