i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage