I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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