Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
