so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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