dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
tell me about the fingering
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