You really coming over, don't trick.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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