their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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