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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (904): View more from Florida

  we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...

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• (914): View more from New York

  we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (206): View more from Washington

  When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.

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• (619): View more from California

  I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices

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• (518): View more from New York

  Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.

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