If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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