New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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