you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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